#the fools

[evansbuck-ley]

several sentences Sunday

tagged by @louisferrignojr and @loucifersbitch 🤍

currently obsessed with my fake dating au that i’ve already posted about today but I wanted to share more. does it count as friends to lovers if one of them is already in love lmao

Tommy hit the call button next to Buck’s name and he answered almost immediately. “You are absolutely ridiculous, you know that right?” Laughter came from the other side of the phone. He heard slight rustling in the background, he knows that he is on shift right now so he’s probably moving out of earshot from all their friends

“Hey, I’m just trying to help a friend out! And if that means I have to spend a whole weekend telling people how amazing and cool you are, then it’s a risk I’m willing to take,” He could hear the smile in his voice.

“Most friends help each other move or pick them up from the airport.” He commented as he moved from his kitchen to the living room, throwing himself down to sprawl over his couch.

“Airport pick ups are more Eddie’s thing. Need a fake boyfriend? I’m your guy.” Tommy chewed on his lip for a moment. It was foolish to do this, to pretend to be in love with his friends. Except it wasn’t pretend for him, not anymore. He could feel himself falling more and more in love with him every single day. And the thought of having to maybe kiss Buck made Tommy’s skin itch.

“It’s in three weeks in Fort Lauderdale, I’ll send you the details now. We can talk more about the hotel and flights after your shift. I’ll meet you at the usual coffee place after you’re done?" There was silence for a moment. “It’s a date.”

tagging some peeps

@merrylou-mas @bidisasterevankinard @weewookinard @swagmaster9k @nydoorin-lionett

[bardnuts]

the worms .... they trust me ....

[9210n]

It's funny how people call me soulless when in reality i own more souls than they will ever have

[the-aprilfools-bitch]

Hap birthday to me, I'm officially fuckable /j

Can't wait for my wedding later :3

[brokshi]

the worst sensation in the world is excess body heat. the second worst sensation in the world is covered in dry sweat.

[feralgayemo]

Europeans learning about tomatoes for the first time: That’s great, I’m not going to eat it for another century. Pretty tho

[the-aprilfools-bitch]

Absolutely disgusting, that is an invasion of privacy 3:<

tumblr mutuals passing around the same 3 posts for 2 hours

[phosphorus-noodles]

Reblog to let your followers know that they’re safe from jumpscares/screamers/etc from you on April 1st but they are NOT safe from getting boop’d like an idiot amen

[wishfulsketching]

how do you think Silco reacts to Powder and Ekko dating in the au? honest if I was Ekko I’d be TERRIFIED everyday of my life knowing who my gf’s parents are. I also think we need more fanfiction about this

I think Ekko is one of the few people who are safe from the "scary dads" thanks to being Benzo's kid. Also, Ekko knows how soft they really are.

[oh-munda-kukkad-kamaal-da]

Reblog if its ok to spam you with boops

[halo-stylinson]

if you have "cishet men dni" in your bio i, a trans man, will not touch you with a 10 foot pole. i should not be forced to out myself as a trans man just to interact with you. on top of that, cishet men are not inherently evil. stop trying to reinvent bioessentialism with your "girl good, boy bad!" mentality.

[the-aprilfools-bitch]

I-

Thanks babe, but come join the kiss, get outta horny jail 3:<

You're an important part of the fools too <3

@xxx-angie

[oh-look-car-horns]

IM NOT READYYYYYY

[sophiaslittleblog]

This is what an evil boop looks like.

[cosmos-kitty]

Maybe the real treasure was the boops we made along the way