#the fools

[9210n]

It's funny how people call me soulless when in reality i own more souls than they will ever have

[the-aprilfools-bitch]

Hap birthday to me, I'm officially fuckable /j

Can't wait for my wedding later :3

[brokshi]

the worst sensation in the world is excess body heat. the second worst sensation in the world is covered in dry sweat.

[feralgayemo]

Europeans learning about tomatoes for the first time: That’s great, I’m not going to eat it for another century. Pretty tho

[mortifiedandawesome]

The Fools - Psycho Chicken (1980)

[beauzos]

shit that’ll make me crazy forever: the Mother 3 handbook that Fangamer sells mixes up Linda and Donna and no one will ever notice but ME

[the-aprilfools-bitch]

Absolutely disgusting, that is an invasion of privacy 3:<

tumblr mutuals passing around the same 3 posts for 2 hours

[lakanakana]

war never changes

[phosphorus-noodles]

Reblog to let your followers know that they’re safe from jumpscares/screamers/etc from you on April 1st but they are NOT safe from getting boop’d like an idiot amen

[oh-munda-kukkad-kamaal-da]

Reblog if its ok to spam you with boops

[the-aprilfools-bitch]

I-

Thanks babe, but come join the kiss, get outta horny jail 3:<

You're an important part of the fools too <3

@xxx-angie

[oh-look-car-horns]

IM NOT READYYYYYY

[dee-the-red-witch]

Oh look, just as fast and dirty as any other April 1st gag bit. Matt, Staff, Automattic, etc, FIX YOUR HEARTS. And do some work on the real problem on here.

[sophiaslittleblog]

This is what an evil boop looks like.

[cosmos-kitty]

Maybe the real treasure was the boops we made along the way